Klingon's Robbing 7-Elevens

Our worse fears have come true my friends. Klingons are robbing us where we are most vournable, 7-Elevens.

Colorado Springs police are looking for a man who hit two 7-Eleven convenience stores early Wednesday, armed with a Klingon sword.

Here is the article.

Hopefully the catch this coward, probably from the house of Mallkoct.

We're are fully cooperating with the authorities on this, since we were a prime suspect. Though we do not promote the cool crime of robbery, we however have been supporters of Mothers Against Klingon Related Crimes, or better known as MNKRC.

Here is a picture of the culprit.



For those who of you who have lives and don't know what Klingons are, I wouldn't look into it. But Channel 7 but it best when they when on Star Trek.com and summed up it up for us:

Klingons were warlike enemies of the good-guy United Federation of Planets in the original "Star Trek" series but were allies in "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

We hope he or she is found safe and sent to his home world of Kronos.

Shame he won't die in battle, that's the equivalent of having your friends find out that you know what the Klingon home is called. A lot of shame and ridicule with a dose of loneliness.