UK Update: Faberge Eggs Are Fun

BREAKING NEWS: Breaking news! Breaking news! Beep-e-de-beep-beep-beep! Breaking news! Nobody knows Morse code! Stop making that joke! Beep-e-de-beep-beep-beep!

In a strange turn of events it looks like Picard Maneuver has something in common with Carrot Top: Nobody outside of America likes him, and even we’re not sure why we like him.

SURPRISING UPDATE: Picard Maneuver is not nearly as popular in England as scientists had once thought (as stated in "Bloody Good Nerds" on Jan. 9th 2009).

It turns out that the English just happen to be has bad of spellers as Adam. Frighting thought, but science has offered one other possiblity: Staring at English pop-star Katy Perry’s Bongo’s for too long may have actually caused people to go crossed eyed, as mom always warned it would.

STARTLING FACT: If you ‘google’ “Faberge Egg”, but can’t spell like Adam, then you end up here at the home of Picard Maneuver. Try it! Type FABERSHAY EGG (spelled like that) into Google, and this web page is the 1st one! Yeah! We’re number one for dumb people!

Turns out after some research, people in the UK keep spelling Faberge Egg wrong also, and they’re www.google.com/uk.co searched send them here.

Either way, it got us some attention, so why mess with what works? From now on this will be the Picard Maneuver and All Things Fabershay Blog. And for good measure: Fabersay Faberge Fabersay Faberge Fabersay Faberge Fabersay Faberge Fabersay Faberge Poop Poop Poop Fabersay Faberge Fabersay Faberge Fabersay Faberge Fabersay Faberge Fabersay Faberge Fabersay Faberge.

Sorry we disappointed you our English friends. We never meant to upset you, ya Limeys. But on the plus side, hopefully people will find our page when they google “Katy Perry’s Bongos”.


*Note from Adam: If your wondering what article we used the word Fabershay Egg in, take a look at “Merry Christmas Fraud, Everyone!” . You’ll laugh yourself silly. And if you don’t, too bad. You don’t know where we live.