Picard Maneuver’s Top 5 Advantages to Having a New President

We won’t lie. We’re pissed about the election. We didn’t even get one vote. Next time we really should get on the ballot first.

In any case, with a new leader in the White House, Picard Maneuver wants to tell you a few advantage of this, even though it won’t be us.

1. New chance to make National Hall and Oates Day offcial.

2. Since President is new guy in the office, convince him that the old boss always gave us tax cuts and free pizza parties on Fridays.

3. Picard Maneuver appointed American Ambassador’s to North Pole?

4. Ross Perot is only 4 years away from his pogo stick return of 2012.

5. Someone might finally stand up for Robot Civil Rights.