Top 10 Rejected “Rules of Halloween”

A select group of your were lucky enough to hear our brand new song last night entitled “The Rules of Halloween”. The rest of you were frantically looking for the exit.

Never the less, as a special Halloween treat, here are the top 10 lyrics for the song that we painfully rejected.

1. Adopt a Zombie

2. Bobbing for Apples is fun, but not as efficient as bobbing for Windows Vista.

3. Saying Bloody Mary three times in mirror does not work, all you get is a blue triangle with the message: “Outlook not so good”

4. Building “Haunted Houses” in your garage are fun, make sure to tell your wife before she pulls in.

5. Flaming bag of dog poop is funny. Flaming bag of dog is a felony.

6. Try not to laugh at the kids Trick or Treating for “UNICEF.”

7. Go Green. Save natural resources, and go dressed as a naked person… Ladies.

8. Conserve Energy: Dress as Harry Potter and beat yourself up.

9. Eat all your candy the night you get it and join the “Diabetics Kids Club”.

10. Always wear big yellow reflectors on your costume and go dresses as “The Kid who will get beat up until high school graduation.”

And if you are looking for a little more Halloween fun, Click Here, for Adam’s Blog on the subject.

Have a safe Halloween everybody!